Osama bin Laden's messages will no longer be shown in Oceania. This will improve the strength of the bloc.

There is no dissent in this country. Those who disagree with President Bush are merely confused.

The New York Times published an excellent piece of doublethink in its magazine section on Sunday 18 November. It is bad that Al-Jazeera fails to take American positions seriously. It is good that American media doesn't take Arab positions seriously. And all this from an Arab-American scholar who President Bush the First once called “more anti-Arab than the Israelis.”

Government agencies are requesting that certain government reports be removed from public libraries. An excellent indication that SOS is having influence at the highest levels!

The Guardian reports that PR firms have begun creating false citizens to try and shift the debate on certain key issues. Big Brother is certainly pleased!

Do not wear a “Give Peace a Chance” t-shirt at the mall, or carry a protest sign when passing through. It may be illegal.

It's good to know that the recent pro-war rallies have been sponsored by Clear Channel—we wouldn't want people expressing their opinions without the help of media conglomerates!

We're pleased to learn that the government has been removing information from websites which do not agree with the current administration's policies. For example, the CDC's website no longer points out that condoms are an effective means of stopping sexually transmitted diseases.

Thanks, Time Magazine for removing articles from your website!

Reading an article critical of the government is a serious form of thoughtcrime—and, fortunately, the FBI takes such things seriously!

Do not email President Bush.

Youths in Arabic-speaking countries are encouraged to read Hi Magazine.

A recent study showed that thanks to Fox News and other Minitrue news sources, most Americans believe untrue things about the war in Iraq.

We are proud to present a special report on a specific instance of doublethink in the New York Times.

The FBI urges you not to carry almanacs, lest you be labeled a terrorist.

The Civil War will not be taught in US History courses in Georgia.

“Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything.” — Stalin, a man truly ahead of his time.

In the grandest pro-Orwellian tradition, science is (fortunately) no longer a tool for objective truth, but rather one to promote an agenda. Huzzah!

The UC-Davis Aggie has published an excellent article on SOS.

It's a good thing that the Department of Homeland Security has asked its employees to be on the lookout for good photo-ops for the President.

It's okay for the government to lie, according to the General Accounting Office.

Students who publicly and personally question the Vice President's wife are guilty of a crime.

A teacher was arrested in Tampa, Florida because a bookmark she was carrying is a concealed weapon.

Thank the Department of Homeland Security for not forgetting Poland but instead protecting us from dangerous 12-year-old Polish choir boys.

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